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Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!

Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
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  “No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
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  Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel

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