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minus-squaremoseschrute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 months agoBonus frame: The 2000 line file is one function
minus-squareJATth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoThat implements a ******* VM in which all of the byte code runs in, and rest of source is just byte code listings that the linker magically gathers into a working program.
minus-squareDigital Mark@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoOh, so you worked with my ex-coworker. It implemented a database. Giant branching if/for loop.
Bonus frame:
The 2000 line file is one function
That implements a ******* VM in which all of the byte code runs in, and rest of source is just byte code listings that the linker magically gathers into a working program.
What’s a hunter2 VM?
Oh, so you worked with my ex-coworker.
It implemented a database. Giant branching if/for loop.