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minus-squareDeceptichum@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·1 day agoAlso isn’t there like 12 bazillion chickens per person? No fucking way could it be cats/dogs.
minus-squareSlurpingPus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours ago26 billion chickens globally, apparently.
minus-squareOddMinus1@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoThat’s a lot less than I expected.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoWe probably churn through that amount every six months 🫤 But would they even still exist without us? The existential crisis of the chicken.
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-210 hours agoFucker crosses the road gets made kebab.
minus-squarefavoredponcho@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up53·edit-221 hours agoRats? There are millions and millions of them. They breed rapidly. But, I would’ve assumed it was some type of insect.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 day agoYeah, we had originally thought mice until our brains went exoskeleton. Edit: That makes it sound like we were so open mind d our brains fell out 🤣
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 hours agoIf they’d fallen out you’d probably have gone with cats and dogs like the other brain dead people at that quiz.
Also isn’t there like 12 bazillion chickens per person? No fucking way could it be cats/dogs.
26 billion chickens globally, apparently.
That’s a lot less than I expected.
We probably churn through that amount every six months 🫤 But would they even still exist without us? The existential crisis of the chicken.
Fucker crosses the road gets made kebab.
Rats? There are millions and millions of them. They breed rapidly. But, I would’ve assumed it was some type of insect.
Yeah, we had originally thought mice until our brains went exoskeleton.
Edit: That makes it sound like we were so open mind d our brains fell out 🤣
If they’d fallen out you’d probably have gone with cats and dogs like the other brain dead people at that quiz.