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minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 months agoWizard: I shall also wear armour. Fantasy lore: no, you can’t wear that. Wizard: why? I’m going to be fighting too. I don’t want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die. Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn’t be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I’m sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.
minus-squareCrazyslinkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThat’s why my oblivion play through is a wizard with a shield and heavy armor.
Wizard: I shall also wear armour.
Fantasy lore: no, you can’t wear that.
Wizard: why? I’m going to be fighting too. I don’t want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.
Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn’t be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I’m sending you to fight. Enjoy your robe.
That’s why my oblivion play through is a wizard with a shield and heavy armor.