Ok but wtf is actually going on in this picture
Let it fall. People will then finally understand that this solution is not good. Decentraltion is the original design of the Internet.
Man, I sure hope DNS doesn’t go bust
DNS isn’t going away. But don’t depend on someone else’s server. Run your own! Its also a great opportunity to block ads/malware/tracking. Here’s some resources to get you started:
…would these beans actually do much of anything to hold up this legobrick building?
Edit: I’m not fixing it
I’m also wondering what’s the story behind this pic. I don’t think I’d want to park my car there or be standing there, hard hat or not.
And it seems like that structure would be damaged beyond the point where you could right it again by pulling it back up.
Change what it looks fine to me
beans

The goal is to slow the fall down so people can demolish it safely.
one of those is not like the others
Luckily DNS is somewhat decentralized.
Yeah, I don’t get the point of including a protocol together with 3 big corpos. Use a recursive resolver (with caching) instead of a forwarding one, and it’s fully decentralised at the TLD level. If the root nameservers or .com’s stop responding, either your uplink is down or the internet as we know it has ended
“You will know society has collapsed when you can no longer reach the root nameservers.”
It’s still always DNS for some reason
“It can’t be DNS!”
“… It was DNS.”
It’s a haiku:
It’s not DNS
There’s no WAY it’s DNS
…it was DNS.
Maybe it’s Maybelline.
for some reason
You mean things tend to fail at the highly redundant eventually consistent format-agnostic global distributed database and not on the stateless data transformers?
Who could have guessed?
Me waiting for the remaining 60% of vulnerable records to enable DNSSEC
I wonder if it’s because these services are trying to integrate AI.
Thank fuck nobody uses Google

Freaking 8.8.8.8
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Quad9 for life
That’s a shitty analogy, at least for yesterday’s outage. The sites behind cloudflare were working, they were just inaccessible because of cloudflare’s fuck up.
inaccessible because of cloudflare’s fuck up
is that not what the meme is describing?
No, they dont hold it up, they are the wracking ball
Pretty sure that’s the AI
It’s a good thing those guys are wearing hard hats.
Oh God, the Internet fails in big chunks instead piece by piece on random days, the fucking horror.
Despite them being bastards, the Internet is more stable than ever because of them.
Do you even know how to calculate error budgets?










