Yes Rico, kaboom!
oh cmon you gotta pack the thing in seafood too
Hypothesis: this is actually a safety way to ride due to cars seeing you as much more of a threat and therefore giving you MUCH more room than normal.
Cars are unfortunately planet killing giant death machines.
that seems to explain why my ass likes them. birds of a feather and all.
Works on your motorcycle, too.
For anyone wondering, the front of the claymore is the part with the text, so make sure the text is facing your enemies before you detonate all those little steel balls
Be sure to stick an AR500 plate between your saddle and the mine as well, so you can enjoy a free added speed boost when you flak your enemy without scorching your buttcheeks.
It’ll totally work. I saw it in a cartoon once.
what if i want to simultaneously blue dart for a speed boost?
I saw it in multiple cartoons, hundreds of times.
Must be legit, that’s peer reviewed and perfectly reproduced.
Just attach torches to the tank and have them shooting flames sideways. Cars will stay away.
Instruction unclear, house is on fire and neighbors are talking to police. I can’t hide under the fire truck forever, send help!
>be the firetruck
I think the cyclist still dies and the car-ist is just disabled for life.
The redneck version of Raven from Snow Crash.
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