Gotta get an old CRT it will hurt the cat before it hurts the TV and if you make it angry it will just fall on you and end your bloodline.

That’s gotta be like actually illegal unless cloud flair is to blame and then how did they reach your server?

All 200,000 years of human evolving non-verbal communication distilled in two symbols :0

Tired + Nap = broken sleep schedule.

Hungry + Snack = empty carbs.

Friends + lonely = fake friends.

Sounds good let me check yelp.

What you do is set one kernel aside put the rest in the microwave until black take it out put the kernel back in wait 3 months an voila fresh corn.

Exactly like the girls fantasized:

The problem is that the only money left is rich people yacht money, the only thing we can do at this point is try to claw enough back that we don’t starve to death this week.

But Mr. Gates, Sir. I would like to load my video driver please.

I’ll use it righteously.

It’s just one sentence, don’t worry.

This.

I’m not talking about science, who knows what those wizards are doing, unless you’re talking about computer science which I am.

the problem is when you abbreviate something or use three letters or a number to represent something it gets forgotten over time, the protocol changes but more importantly it is impossible to remember what all those 3 symbol representations actually mean.

In the old days we had a good reason for this, literally only so many letters could fit on a line, but now if you’re doing it you’re just a dick.

From the qualia a subjective sentence structure when articulated in a non-decipherable manifestation of specialized sonic expression is non abstract in the absolute sense but merely a representation of absolute inner cognitive functions, an inverted abstractification of the sub-cognitive average neuro pathway Trace however it is an indelible absolute truth of the others external observation of the selves communicative abilities that we derive meaning from the qualia this creates an abstractification between the two selves desiring an efficient exchange of information with low losses, as such the self must negotiate an abstraction level that is suitable between both the self and the subject he is negotiating an exchange of information with but this leads to the all too likely scenario of unevenly yoked bandwidth analogous to a Fifty Six kilobyte telecommunications data transfer protocol with a database more modern hosting a jQuery framework with torrential use of portable network graphics and joint photographic experts group graphical representations of information that is to say the protocol of an expected recipient would be insufficient for proper data transfer.

Is this an act of love🥰?

Just get a board and press the entire machine at once.

This man is our King and none shall challenge him!

Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet’s you can just take a hose to them afterwards.

Damn, should put spoilers before leaking the entire next marvel line up.

If you require a thank you you didn’t do it for them you did it for the validation, not saying you shouldn’t say thanks but that if you do something for someone you should expect nothing for it to be truly altruistic.

An FU-se you say?