Really makes you think doesn’t it?

I want you to put a rod in my hole

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So paper towels?

His house is at the doctor.

The answer is incest and willful ignorance.

Shit like this is why I could never be a cat person.

Actually science has proven that so you take in all knowledge throughout your entire life and the moment you are introduced a fact you will instantly change your mind on all related information.

I’m fairly certain that’s how Dick Cheney died

It really was an oversight forgetting to put in a Exit.

True, if you believe you can survive the border guard shooting at you you don’t need any money at all.

Unlike the rest in of your entire life, your usually a mess Like so much so I genuinely think you forgot to do your hair today and that is why it is better, you are actively making the situation worse.

Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.

Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?

*Prevent unseemly bulges

That’s a bug not a feature.

I mean it is, clothes to wear under your clothes that makes you more indecent while wearing them than not They should be called adult diapers because they only serve to soak up urine and shit stains.

How do you generally Gangbang / Masterbate?

You sayin’ it’s glass???

Is that a threat?

Listen man, I just do what the autocorrect tells me to do, if you have an issue take it up with the boss.

And you trust this to be an actual IQ test not some knock of data stealing site?

Sounds right to me