I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.

For my English skills I would like to thank early 2000’s XBOX Live

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let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?

Fine do that.

Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.

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Just the sludge?

Yeah that’s it.

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What about your grandmother’s funeral?

Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.

OH MY GOD!

What not to do it, to calm down.

BBBBBBUT WHY?!

I don’t know it was just the music I guess.

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Director: Blue, I need you to work on a patch for the suspension barrier, it seems to have a memory leak.

Blue: I could if I wasn’t allocating so much time to holding together a patchy framework, if I drop it now the whole system will break, what we need to do is re-build the entire thing from scratch in a new entirely blue framework, if we did that we wouldn’t have to allocate so many resources to patch work.

Director: that sounds like it would cost money…

Blue: it would now but in the future it would save us so much more.

Director: couldn’t you just work harder for less pay?

Blue: no I literally couldn’t.

Director: Green seems to be holding it together well.

Blue: that is because Green is at the bottom of the stack, he doesn’t have to deal with it he makes it our problem.

Director: I don’t know, sounds like a skill issue to me, no vacation time until it’s fixed.

Blue: Like I even get a vacation anyway.

Never buy a used year, they sound good until you find the society has moved on and everyone else is living in a new 2026 model you don’t want to restart society from scratch do you?

It’s just bread, it technically has other stuff but in insignificant amounts, it is literally cheese bread.

Foreign currency to keep them off her trail.

Since fish breath there own urine this probably wouldn’t be too odd.

The ad-less experience is a scam, you don’t get any “ad’s” but you still get nothing but sponsored dreams that are 15 minutes of talking about a product 1 minute of enough “content” to get the thumbnail then 30 minutes of more sponsored content.

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Oh, no! Someone is going to get what was world leading technology if it was 8 years ago this might be a problem.

That’s ironic.

That’s just teasing a woman.

No, but you are a Fat little Tiger for doing it

Hmmm… Na I wouldn’t call anyone either. I’d hate to inconvenience them.

He went on to write the storyline for blood born and design Rom, the vacuous spider.

Idk, I’ve played this one and I’ll be honest I’ve never seen so many bugs in one game before, I think it’s a Lost cause everyone seems to be a bug.

God called, he just added a new commandment just for you.

Everyone thinks it’s funny until they are tasked with writing the software to make the hands tick then suddenly it’s all like “we should stick to the standard” you know what, no! You like it so much you make the hands tick in numerical order and you better not have any of the minutes wrong.

That’s just the hallucinations you see while the oxygen slowly leaves your brain.

Look at that face and tell me they wouldn’t re-inact ancient Egypt law if they could.