You sayin’ it’s glass???

Is that a threat?

Listen man, I just do what the autocorrect tells me to do, if you have an issue take it up with the boss.

And you trust this to be an actual IQ test not some knock of data stealing site?

Sounds right to me

Above average that has to count for something right?

…

Until you remember that the literacy rate is only slightly higher than that and the average person is a sustenance farmer.

You just better be glad this survey almost certainly doesn’t take selection bias into account and these numbers mean literally nothing.

The college kids carrots are growers not showers?

I can’t go back to the ocelots, I owe them transient ether shards, and I’ll never be able to make them back on my own, I’ll just hang out in this life until the heat cools down. and by that I mean The heat death of the universe, I have no plans for after that.

I told you that in confidence!

“What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.

A twenty should just say reroll for wizards.

I would argue it also applies to alcohol if I was arguing, which I am not.

Drop this:

• Fitness whole animal in his mouth.

Bonus points for saying thang

*Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.

That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.

Bro forgot he wasn’t T-rex no more.

You zoomers are too young to know this but this was basically a national past time for millennials, we were to bored because they hadn’t invited radio or Tv yet so we had to entertain ourselves while waiting for the milk man to fuck our wives.

Drugs are healthier than alcohol change my mind, actually don’t some drugs are fucked up an some drugs are healthier than alcohol just doesn’t hit as hard.

You can probably buy a 20 year old non-retro game system and a toy boat without winning the lottery.

Typical big Cyanide.

Edit: Also cyanide kills you like instantly asbestos takes years and only kills through proxies it has to be more nutritious yo live than die.

True but asbestos is more nutritious than cyanide.

But it fits my phone so well now … I think I’m about to die on this Hill.