Could be sleeping in chemicals from the plastic.

Happy Black Valentine day.

Gotta find the new place all the Poors are looking into Epstein Island now.

I’ve never seen a manatee in a parrk, if I did I would also wrestle it in a bikini.

It’s brand new, I’m reading directly from the instructions, if it only takes 30min to change they should say that and it’s not by design. It’s a CP1500PFCLCD

Meanwhile my UPS taks 8 hours to charge and lasts 8 minutes.

This problem only works if the user has insurance, and obviously he shouldn’t have that because it could be profit, the obvious answer is to jump on the track to get that profit back to the corporations.

No, but if this was the Fat guy version I would push him on the track

That is actually rather profound and wise.

That would actually have useful information on it though.

Will you be my Valentine?

I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

Seams like we are all in agreement except for Elon Musk, let’s just split him down the middle and unify the country.

I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.

that’s like a wildly held believe, people believe the fruit in the Bible was Sex and eat is a metaphor like indulge or you shouldn’t indulge in the fruits of the flesh.

Not when talking about your own grandma you can’t.

Takes drag, but like duuuude, what if the world isn’t ruled by a small group of elite pedos?

True.

Oh, we’re going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.