I think I know what your dog wants for Christmas.

Seams like we are all in agreement except for Elon Musk, let’s just split him down the middle and unify the country.

I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.

that’s like a wildly held believe, people believe the fruit in the Bible was Sex and eat is a metaphor like indulge or you shouldn’t indulge in the fruits of the flesh.

Not when talking about your own grandma you can’t.

Takes drag, but like duuuude, what if the world isn’t ruled by a small group of elite pedos?

True.

Oh, we’re going the same place? Can I hitch a ride?

Damn, police get a warrant for the price of a beer these days.

Come on now, some of the best most sketchy things I’ve ever downloaded was from a Google drive, it’s like a claw machine with an Xbox sitting in the back 9/10 times you get nothing 1/10 you get an Xbox box full of rocks 1/11 times you get an Xbox and realize no body wants Xbox anymore but on that 1/12th time you get the most epic thing the world has ever saw, that’s just good math.

That is true but she is not Frankenstein’s monster Frankenstein Jr she is Frankenstein the monster father of Frankenstein.

Frankenstein although you wouldn’t be Frankensteins monster in this case you would just be Frankenstein who is a monster so you would be Frankenstein monster just not Frankensteins monster, all clear?

Huh after looking at the files all I saw was a bunch of black guys:

For all her luggage? I doubt it.

Lol, had this hard core conspiracy theorist he would constantly go on about the most unbelievable stuff, he came in today and started with his normal conspiracy nonsense and I just yup. He was like well yeah everyone knows that but did you know this even bigger thing? Yeah dude it was in the Epstein files

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Well yeah but wait until we get the rest of the files!

Ok, I believe you.

But it’s going to change everything, like everything will be different!

An I started on a target, ok how? How will anything be any different at all?

Well there’s going to be more people in the files.

Ok so? How could it possibly get more than this? Tell me one person exactly one person who it would make a difference on? The president of the unintended states for generations are proven pfile and you think anything will change because of the stuff they didn’t release? You want to know what I think? I think you won I think all your conspiracy theories are correct and everyone knows it now and it changed nothing and nothing is going to come out of it and now you are just looking for something that makes you feel special, get over it.

I never saw anyone look so defeated in my life.

This human seems to be aggressive

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Oh there’s the problem you never had him neutered, not a problem I can do a quick snip and have him back in 15 minutes, don’t forget to make him wear this cone.

But we’re already starting to reach Ethernet Caps couldn’t we just say networking < 1gbps so we don’t end up with a bunch of phone Jacks nobody wants?

Ethernet is good Internet to you because the alternative is WiFi.

Ethernet is bad Internet to me because the alternative is DWDM 800G per wavelength

We’re all the same.

Ahhh, ain’t he just the cutest little thing.

We actually did, they very seldom got off the ground, just enough to force you to put a cage on top and get into trees when you need to catch them but besides that they stay on the ground