Why is this surprising? I would be more surprised if it didn’t.

Is it actually illegal or is that a joke?

Oh, no, I hope nobody knows how to fake a NIST time server and set the clock back to before it expired, that would be awful.

His virgin levels are OVER 9000!

Pretty sure America owns Australia at this point.

To say otherwise would be to admit your story has no need for aliens.

Isn’t that the standing policy of the democrats.

I agree with all of this but one thing I would add is that the process in processed cheese allows them to go as light as they want with the real cheese, I’m sure some government regulation has a minimum but the core point is that not all American cheese is the same, if you want the good stuff you have to go to the deli and get it sliced (yeah they do that) it’s much more cheesy and almost cheddar tasting than Kraft but it melts like American and is perfect for any sauce.

Magical!

Aren’t bikes mass produced? Like it could be anyone’s.

You left your WRT open?

I jest but you should be using OPNsense, OpenWRT is so old and OPNsense has many more features.

That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

Can I introduce you to my best friend Jesus

Nope

Hernandez?

Wow dude, just wow …

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Really makes you think doesn’t it?

I want you to put a rod in my hole

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So paper towels?

His house is at the doctor.

The answer is incest and willful ignorance.

Shit like this is why I could never be a cat person.

Actually science has proven that so you take in all knowledge throughout your entire life and the moment you are introduced a fact you will instantly change your mind on all related information.