I agree with all of this but one thing I would add is that the process in processed cheese allows them to go as light as they want with the real cheese, I’m sure some government regulation has a minimum but the core point is that not all American cheese is the same, if you want the good stuff you have to go to the deli and get it sliced (yeah they do that) it’s much more cheesy and almost cheddar tasting than Kraft but it melts like American and is perfect for any sauce.

Magical!

Aren’t bikes mass produced? Like it could be anyone’s.

You left your WRT open?

I jest but you should be using OPNsense, OpenWRT is so old and OPNsense has many more features.

That’s nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

Can I introduce you to my best friend Jesus

Nope

Hernandez?

Wow dude, just wow …

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Really makes you think doesn’t it?

I want you to put a rod in my hole

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So paper towels?

His house is at the doctor.

The answer is incest and willful ignorance.

Shit like this is why I could never be a cat person.

Actually science has proven that so you take in all knowledge throughout your entire life and the moment you are introduced a fact you will instantly change your mind on all related information.

I’m fairly certain that’s how Dick Cheney died

It really was an oversight forgetting to put in a Exit.

True, if you believe you can survive the border guard shooting at you you don’t need any money at all.

Unlike the rest in of your entire life, your usually a mess Like so much so I genuinely think you forgot to do your hair today and that is why it is better, you are actively making the situation worse.

Well obviously I do but I’m not a giraffe.

Why would the giraffe have a 6 foot torso?

*Prevent unseemly bulges

That’s a bug not a feature.