$4,000,000,000,000÷4,000,000 = $1,000,000 literally we could turn all starving people into millionaires if we could live without an iPhone. I guess technically we would have to move the people in those fields to production or logistics or whatever but since the US creates 130 billion extra meals a year I don’t actually think we would have to.

Well yeah but they also moan when hit.

I almost exclusively role my eyes when I see a new fork, the whole problem with Linux (distros) is fragmentation among the developer base they literally cannibalized themselves and honestly a new distro is not worth eating human flesh.

Player1: The quest said we have to retrieve the heart of the ocean!

DM: that would be great except Rose threw it into the ocean.

Rose: it’s what my player would have done.

DM: that’s good Rose so let’s move on

Player 1: hold on now she made it very clear she didn’t want to let us know, my character wouldn’t stop looking until I find it.

DM: … So you want to roleplay aimlessly searching the entire ocean looking in a place we all no the gem is not at for the rest of your life until we die in real life?

Player 1: well no, we will obviously run out of capital eventually and have to sell out to private equity to continue the search and after that fails we’ll have to do something different right? I mean I don’t want to give away the whole campaign.

DM: … One Shot, not campaign.

Player 1: come on DM you let rose do what her player would do despite the rest of the group wanting to strangle her.

Rose: you’re doing this to punish me aren’t you?

Player 1: well you’re the one who threw the damned necklace in the ocean!

DM: “Sigh” roll an investigation check.

This seems fake, why would they use a separate computer for each drink type? Shouldn’t they all be dead?

So like did the children come standard with this joke or did you have to tell this joke to become a dad?

I too am going to be at around the bush.

Furry.

Hmm, red makes it go faster so you kill more people faster but they don’t suffer as long but blue gives you better team mates in matches… wait is this competitive trolley slaughter? I wasn’t expecting to need a team I guess I’ll choose blue because they will be carrying.

K, having a trans woman in your government gathering information is illegal and could get you executed.

Technically, 1 and 0 only represent the states of powered and unpowered (yes, it’s more complicated than that - shut up). While “true” is usually represented as a powered state, that’s only because of tradition - or more accurately, because we decided to label it that way. In the strictest sense, true only equals true, 1 only equals 1, and a transistor with a positive charge is simply that - a charge. Binary is just one way of representing these states, but so are hexadecimal, decimal, and even strings. It’s all a matter of convenience and convention - and those conventions don’t always follow strict logical rules.

My eyes are bad without my glasses, I’ll just pick the red and black one.

Are you? I think I would rather a car that doesn’t start than a car that doesn’t have breaks

So that just means UBIOS is explicitly for spying since UEFI is open source and a standard right?

A CD is a Certificate of Deposit. You see, back in the 1900s, our parents had this thing called DISPOSABLE INCOME thought to be a myth, but trust me, it was real. People had so much money they wouldn’t starve to death if they didn’t work overtime.

Anyway, they needed a place to put it, so get this: they could deposit it into an account, and it would actually grow! Then they’d get a Certificate of Deposit to verify they really gave the bank the money because—guess what—it wasn’t a scam! They got the money back! I know, right? Amazing.

And? Subway’s has to classify it’s bread as cake because it’s too sweet.

If you hold the door for them aren’t you technically an accomplice?

My phone has literally the worst auto correct in the world I will blame that on the technical people but reread my comment.

AWS is that cloud everyone kept going on about before AI was the big buzzword see this is actually your fault tech literate illiterate (Oops, auto correct) audience for putting faith in powers you couldn’t hope to understand and much less control.

So they aren’t dead, they can think to the point of being able to practice medicine, and they have free basic essentials? Either it’s racist or they are commies.