• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    cage in the sky?

    I mean… I haven’t given hamster valhalla MUCH thought but I’d have imagined they’d be tunneling endless labyrinths to store their hot hamster maidens/fuckbois in.

    no dribble bottle, they drink mead from casks and slay their enemies with razor sharp incisors