transcript for folks who cant read
that feel when your partner has a tummy ache & a stuffy nose and so you get on your knees to give her tummy kisses & she looks down at you & breathes out her nose which makes a crazy alien clicking sound and you find out that you have an alien femdom kink apparently
my pastor told me i should do one good thing every day to make sure i get into heaven and apparently jesus liked removed even though His dad is the one who fucked them up in the first place
Your place in heaven is safe!