Just because I know there are people who think this meme is just a random combination due to corn being popular at the time: Corn Snakes actually exist! They’re one of the most popular species of pet snake!
Here is an image of a Corn Snake:

But they come in many very beautiful colors, so here’s also a link to Cornsnake listings on Morphmarket.
python@lemmy.world
Hmmmm
corn me up snake, I’m passing through your bountious fields shortly
Corn me up

I’m good, thanks
Corn me up, snake
Corn me up, snake
You would fit in so many of my orifices.


They’re lying, there’s no way it could fit up an ear canal, let alone a nostril. That’s already half.
My dick hole is extremely dilated.

Instructions unclear. Snake is now up me cornhole. Please advise.
Corn me Bitch

Corn me up, mom (dammit!)
*dies of embarassment*
GTFO, snake!
Corn me up, snake !













