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    8 hours ago

    IRL convo I had just the other day:

    Sister: “Can you loan me some money and take me to the bookstore?”

    Me: “Why?”

    Sister: “So I can get a book.”

    Me: “Why not check it out from the library?”

    Sister: “I want to keep the book.”

    Me: “Why not check it out from the library, and then never return it?”

    /S

    becsuse apparently nothing is absurd enough anymore to actually notice when the intent is humor.