Did you even say thank you?
Europe did not sent its best and brightest. Mostly just religious fanatics we didn’t want over here. Which honestly explains a lot about why the US is so shit.
Thankstaking

More like: European Guy “Who owns this land?” Other Guy “What do you mean by ‘owning land’?” EG “Who has title?” OG “We all share of the land and its bountiful gifts???” EG “Oh, okay. It’s mine now, I’m gonna sell it in pieces to all my friends” OG “WTF is the guy talking about?! Sell?! Land? These pale skins talk funny”
“If-you-want-us-stealing-all-your-land-say-what”
“…what?”
“We thank thee, Heavenly Father, that this momentous meeting has been completely uneventful, y’know…immunologically-speaking.”
You know someone’s gonna have COVID at the turkey dinner.
every time my estranged sil got covid she threw some kind of party so she could spread it. her older sister, the one who raised her because their parents were too busy to parent, was extremely high risk and she was always invited to her pox parties. this continued after two family members died of covid. unsurprisingly, she’s done worse.





