Just in case anyone didn’t know, the way I didn’t know, do NOT feed cats cheese. 1) they fucking LOVE cheese, and 2) they can’t splice cheese, so they get super fat super quick, and also their poop turns semi liquid and gets stuck to things like that protoplasm goo from Aliens.
Just in case anyone didn’t know, the way I didn’t know, do NOT feed cats cheese. 1) they fucking LOVE cheese, and 2) they can’t splice cheese, so they get super fat super quick, and also their poop turns semi liquid and gets stuck to things like that protoplasm goo from Aliens.
Splice?
i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
ottocarrot?
I’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
Expediamus!
Maybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body?
I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.