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So I guess you can be a smart fella AND a fart smella
I did a silent but deadly in a gas station line once and made a kid cry because of it. Never been more proud in my life.
How do you avoid it?.. You are right there.
This explains all those morning exercises I see the Japanese doing daily. It was all fart escape training.
I am calling it now, Trump is going to be shilling canned farms to MAGA now.
Damn fart sniffers.
That south park episode where they fart in champagne glasses comes to mind.
In before we see bottled fart in amazon. And then following that high hyrdogen sulfide content premium grade farts and premium hydrogen sulfide with with added Methyl Mercaptan because it is shown to increase hydrogen sulfide intake
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Not me, mines too stink
What about dog farts? She rips them all day long.
Hol’up. Now they’re trying to tell us that while we’re busy being poor, we can be “better” by huffing our own intestinal gases? Is this just them trying to normalize their own psychoses? Thafuq.
Turns out fart jar girl was on to something 😂🤣💨
Seems more like an article the Sun would publish 🤣
Are you a smart fellla or a fart smella?
Yes
Science says you may be both!
Fart fetishists out here living forever
dutch oven themselves.
glances at Kissinger and Cheney
This would explain a lot
Everyone likes their own brand.
Yes, but not always.
I recently did a fart in bed whilst half asleep that woke me up and I tried to roll away from it.
It was so bad the wife asked me if I’d just shit the bed.That’s how you know you’ve succeeded in life.
Its like when you’re walking up the stairs in an apartment building and you can smell somebody’s cooking and you’re like “ooh I wonder what they’re cooking.”
That’s rarely been my case. Usually it’s “it smells like someone died a few days ago but I’m not calling the cops”
That, plus crap
My farts are awesome
I do feel like sampling your own farts is helpful… Like it’s a gut biome health check
I’m sure it smells like shit though
Mine smells like freshly baked cookies.
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Mmh, can confirm. 😩
Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.
It’s already too late for them so they forgot to smell it all up hence the odor. One afternoon in a nursing home per week can do wonders for people who haven’t Alzheimer’s already!
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