That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
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That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.
Yes, kinda. But that’s what chargers are for. ☺️
Wipe?! Great heavens!


You misspelled “Gays”
Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.
Well, you were going to be waiting a while for it to stop rolling anyway. This might actually be faster.


Yup! Based.


Also, encrypt before sending. Plausible deniability is a real thing.
Yeah, I absolutely read that as “nudes” and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find them.


Pourquoi le crocodile a-t-il tué le macaron avec la pièce de vingt-cinq cents plaquée nickel?
I’m willing to risk it.
But I’d look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool
I have grown accustomed to a certain standard of shitpost, and this really isn’t living up to that level.


I’m not sure how I feel about games that are easy enough that AI can play them, and that people might need help with them.
Shit, I didn’t know I wanted this until just now.
it blows my mind.
Like a… hurricane?
They do. When enabled, they don’t use it to serve you ads based on those things.
They still collect and sell it. They just don’t show you ads based on it.