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alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

I was told it was included

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I was told it was included

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alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.

    • far_university1990@reddthat.com
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      sudo apt install git build-essentials
      git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
      cd fleshlight-diy
      ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
      make pussy
      sudo make install
      
      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        >be me, Gentoo user
        >hear about this new pussy package
        >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
        >later virgins
        
  • gegil@sopuli.xyz
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    There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.

    • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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      don’t forget about gnussy

      • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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        It’s actually gnu/ussy

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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          Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

  • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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    Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.

    Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.

  • lime@feddit.nl
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    It’s in the reflection of the monitor.

  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep

  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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    I thought you just got thigh highs….

  • WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org
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    Sudo pussy enable

    Systemctl reboot

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.

  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    You’re sitting on it

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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    Dot local slash share slash pussy dot desktop or something like that, but it might not show up in the dock anyway if it didn’t come in a flat pack crate.

  • Stefan_S_from_H@discuss.tchncs.de
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    🐈😻😼😽😾😿😹😸😺😽😼😹😺😾😻🐈😸😼😽😹😾🐈😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺😼😻😽🐈😾😿😹😸😺

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