The irony is that you are also cornposting.

The real crime was how much those corns cost, all fancied up like that

If you ain’t crankin your cob why are we doing corn week?

It’s a sin doing that to an elote.

It’s a massive improvement over the political posts they’re meant to replace.

I have too, but I’m afraid I don’t get it.

Criminal waste of elotes, though. I’ll have them if they don’t want them.

Perfection.