The cat one is great too

I disagree. Dog people talking shit about cats is a tired cliche. My cat literally walks up to complete strangers to say hello.
Most people have no clue I have a cat. I often am not sure myself. She loves to roam at night outside, get in scraps, come home beat up and stinky but if I so much as stand up in her presence she will run or jump like she’s scared for a second. She loves to get loved on and brushed but only on her terms. So funny. Lately it’s been cold and foggy so she’s been hanging out with us more but after 4 years she’s still just some cat that may or may not continue living here. Depending on her mood. Love that stupid cat lol
Yes. But he’s currently busy napping.
You disagree with a joke?
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Cute theme for a book, genie gets summoned by an animal that can’t speak to ask for wishes, suddenly pseudo-freed so long as he cares for it.
The ending would be horrible, but anyway.
But can you throw it without taking it?
A wish even the genie cannot fulfil.
The origin story of why that genie got stuck in that bottle for 2,000 years
*Second time
The first wish the doggo made was to be the Genie’s friend which the dog made abruptly after digging up the genie lamp and spilling it open after chewing on it for a bit.





