US American TV, I presume?

“Yes but it could be true! That’s the point!!”

I bet you feel pretty foolish now.

Yes, but not for the reasons you think.

(btw, this is the first time I’m seeing someone copying xkcd’s absence of style)

First of all, most media players are streaming/network capable, they don’t even advertise it. Just feed it the URL.

You can even integrate user/password combos for http simple auth into a direct link. Not the safest; just to avoid people getting wind of a free radio station and overloading your server. Unless that’s you want, but then you should be aware of legal stuff.

On the server side, you can run your own radio station with something like Icecast. That’s its own topic.

If you want to choose what you listen to remotely, you are most likely looking at something Subsonic-compatible (apps exist). People say Navidrome is good. I am currently running jellyfin, it’s not subsonic compatible but apps exist, too.

Maybe it’s a “Tout Directions =>” type of situation? Often used in France to get through towns.

German uses the word Jungfrau (literally young woman), there’s no separate word explicitely defining a state of not having had sex.

I’m guessing Almah is similar.

But I heard a different story about the “virgin birth” - problem is I have no idea if it’s true or not. Anyhow:

There was some sort of ritual where young women were invited to spend a night at the temple, with priests. Due to the religious nature of this, they were still considered to be virgins (“marriable” I guess?) afterwards. Quite the opposite, it was seen as an honour. Even if they got pregnant.

So there’s your “Virgin” Mary who was “visited by an angel” to conceive.

DeepSeek the software is open source.

Please, government of the USA, do not bail them* out. At least not any more than what you’re already giving them.

* OpenAI

Hm. That changes the joke significantly.

There might be terrible ska bands, but they still make great music.

There’s also one called “Developing In Production”

I can’t stop scrolling…

{rand(1,15)}th edition

or this one (way down):

Finding Your Own Stack Overflow Posts

The Essential Guide

(It’s almost like you’ve had this problem before)

In the end he’s always a whiny vindictive little bitch, but South park just shows us how much the world runs on whiny vindictive little bitches.

Kay, is that you? You do look different.

Eric Cartman to his mom: “because I like to be wined and dined before YOU FUCK ME OVER!”

Perfectly describes this sort of phenomenon.

I was going to disagree, then I opened my code editor… then my word processor… holy crap. I haven’t used a floppy since 1995.

“Is your disk hard or floppy?”

Oh. I guess I should be glad no woman ever complimented my teeth in 2001 or so.

Having kids, having to work…

Thank you for your service though.

My new home country has a thing called talkoot: it means people get together to do some work for someone (or the community), then this someone offers food & sauna (and that means socialising, an excuse to crack a beer etc). Historically used when building houses, it is now a neat trick to both get together and get some work done. Or free food & sauna.