Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.
Plot twist: it was someone else’s kidney
Where’d you get this kidney?
Found it
His glove compartment is just full of them.
Turns out Keanu had witnessed somebody walking their dog, and that person kept jerking on the leash and kicked the dog. After rescuing the dog, the offender was tied up in Keanu’s backseat. Kidney donation is 100% justifiable consequence of his actions.
This is the sustainable organ farming the future needs.
He removed someone’s kidney with a pennnnnciilllll
Then gave them pennnnicillllinnn
a fooking pencieeeeeellll!