[in a well equipped sports room, a character rants] Someone has to say it… Some athletes have an advantage over others and it’s ruining sports!
[in a soccer field, a smug character points and replies] Damn right buddy, that’s why we should ban privileged kids from competitive sports: their wealth gives them access to better equipment, coaching, sparring partners, free time. it’s just unfair to the rest!


Or ban billionaires, and make everyone equally privileged
Eat the rich
Use the rich as footballs
Yummy monopoly man with 7 herbs and spices