[in a well equipped sports room, a character rants] Someone has to say it… Some athletes have an advantage over others and it’s ruining sports!
[in a soccer field, a smug character points and replies] Damn right buddy, that’s why we should ban privileged kids from competitive sports: their wealth gives them access to better equipment, coaching, sparring partners, free time. it’s just unfair to the rest!
We really only need to stop the competing element of it, so if you just do it alone you can go nuts with all the sports activities you want.
No, I am boycotting sports until it learns the lesson!
i thought learning lessons was for outside of sports