[in a well equipped sports room, a character rants] Someone has to say it… Some athletes have an advantage over others and it’s ruining sports!
[in a soccer field, a smug character points and replies] Damn right buddy, that’s why we should ban privileged kids from competitive sports: their wealth gives them access to better equipment, coaching, sparring partners, free time. it’s just unfair to the rest!


Peter Thiel doing what billionaires do. Buying ideas and taking credit.
I first saw the concept of the crack Olympics nearly a decade ago on reddit
and I’m pretty sure I heard it from a commedian in the 90s.