[in a well equipped sports room, a character rants] Someone has to say it… Some athletes have an advantage over others and it’s ruining sports!
[in a soccer field, a smug character points and replies] Damn right buddy, that’s why we should ban privileged kids from competitive sports: their wealth gives them access to better equipment, coaching, sparring partners, free time. it’s just unfair to the rest!
Tall people should be banned from basketball because they have an unfair advantage over everyone else. Tall people should be relegated to working in grocery stores to reach the top shelves. Finally make them useful for something besides Nike brand deals.