Noncin’ around the Christmas tree

At the Epstein party hop

Censored everywhere you can see

Every pedo just can’t stop.

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear

Pedos singing "Don’t be silly,

Deck the halls with boughs of holly!"

Noncin’ around the Christmas tree

Have a creepy holiday

Pedos dancing creepily

In the new old-fashioned way