you got to invent games to make it fun. Whammageddon. We’re having a Queen of Christmas competition where everyone picks an artist and the first time you hear any one of the artists on each day, they get a point, and the person with the most points wins Queen of Christmas (my wife chose Mariah, i chose Andy Williams, my mother chose the entire Harry Simeone Chorale and no one else wanted to play. I thought up the game 5 days ago and the standings are Mariah 2 ANDY 1 Harry 1)
Pyro
you do realize part of that meme may be a bit too distressing for some people here, right?
Yeah those feet… NSFW
i mean the top left corner below the text. seriously!

I worked in The Body Shop from 99 to 01. My God, it was like every other song was that song.
Then, from 07-09 at the Apple Store. Same fucking thing.
All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up
The one I always dreaded was “Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney. The song already has a ton of weird reverb in it, then to hear it echoing around the mall… Just creepy.
mine is rockin’ around the christmas tree. my senior year of high school, the freshmen were pranking me with it. every hallway, i’d turn a corner and they’d see me, press play and “ROCKIN’ AROUND … THE CHRISMAS TREE! HAVIN A HAAPYYYY HOOOLLLIDAYY” on your mothers graves if i never hear that song again i’ll die happy
This one. This fucking song. It’s so god damn repetitive that I got irrationally angry just thinking about it.
I think we’re only missing Wham! Last Christmas for my nightmare list from working retail.
Well, and anything from the Amy Grant Xmas album, but that’s my dad’s fault.
Oh wait, can’t forget Christmas shoes… (Shudders involuntarily).
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is the one song that makes me rage like no other
i get it. how about “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”?
Maybe its just local to my area, but I haven’t heard that song once this year (so far)
There’s a reason I hate Christmas music…
Christmas songs are NPC bait, debate me
Okay sure.
Calling other people “NPC” is cringe
true, but cringe as part of shame culture is NPC behaviour
It should be considered a workplace hazard at this point … and workers should be compensated for it
Around me it’s been “last Christmas I gave you a fart…” by many different artists
Thanks I hate it
Must be a regional thing…
Oh right, maybe it goes “last pissmas” ;)
Definitely don’t need to work retail to hate that song.
They always play those awful christmas songs for well leading up to christmas and well after. I never even liked christmas songs in the first place. Now I absolutely despise them.
I really wish Pariah Scary would just go away already.
I worked at best buy in the early 2000s for 3 years. It’s been 25 years since. I am still traumatized.












