There’s literally 50 games there; I’m sure you’ll find something that speaks to you!

UFO 50 gives me nostalgia for something that never really existed. It’s weird know that it’s 100% new, but feels like I was playing it 40 years ago.

OBSTRUCTION DETECTED

Abort, Retry, Fail? 

Why are you worried about that when the Dow Jones is dropping so fast!? We need to be worried about the financial crisis!

/s

I put a S-biner on my Jeep key for the summer because my wife liked to drive it with the top & doors off & girl clothes don’t have reap pockets. She proceeded to take the key off of the quick release and attach it via the split ring to her car keys, airpod case, and little clutch purse so she wouldn’t lose it.

I explained that she could just unclip the key & she said “I did, but I still had to hook it to my stuff.” When I explained that it unhooks from both sides, leaving the key on the clip so she could have just clipped it on, that was “too hard” and I was “being complicated”.

Someone is going to link their Signal chat to the app, aren’t they…

Anime Tiddy Gatcha Pay To Win 6: Swimsuit Edition

Grand Champion:

Abolish ICE

Others:

Isn’t it just a rainbow?

I miss my old Nokia sometimes

You’re never free if you play MtG…

After you verify your age

I’ve been in one of these abominations, traffic lights included…

It makes sense, sort of, but still feels like you’re going to have a head on collision the entire time.

That’s why I said technically. After a few times of hitting random beans when they hit the dog food and go into a panic I’d be like “The factory must have mislabeled a run of something! I would call the factory so they could recall this lot number, but I don’t know which factory to call since there’s no label…” Turning it into a lesson on how there’s more to identifying items than just knowing what you want to eat.

Once the kid was suitably panicked, I wouldn’t actually make them eat it, but some kids are stubborn enough to try anyway, so: “technically.”

Dog food is technically safe for human consumption.

When you make it yourself, you’ll see why it’s so expensive; you lose like 70% of the weight when you dehydrate it.

Evolution is a popcorn movie. Go into it with no expectations, take it at surface value, and have a good time. If you’re trying to analyze things or look for deeper meaning, there’s nothing there. If you want a 90min long meme, you’re in the right spot.

This should be in be wholesome, not shitpost