“Hello, I’m officer Sackless. This traffic stop is brought to you by your excessive speed and the good people of the Wiownyu Corporation. If you would like to know more, scan this code and receive a 20% discount on your traffic fines.”

I’m So Meta Even This Acronym

I’ve driven mowers with twin sticks, and there’s heavy equipment that uses that control system as well. Gives you more precise movements and a 0° turn radius.

As someone who enjoys off-road adventures, I think a little twin stick rock crawler ATV would be an absolute blast to ride around on.

I loved my Ricochet RC car that drove with twin sticks…

I would totally drive an actual car that handled that way!

Are you criticizing my MIDI art?

I believe you mean:

This is a triumph

The… CorPorate… instances…?

I ran Puppy as a daily driver for about a year before I finally got a new hard drive for that computer. It’s surprisingly robust for such a tiny footprint.

I got a $50 EOL Chromebook that I loaded CinnaMint (it’s right there… Why say "Mint Cinnamon "…) on.

I use it as my sketchy torrent getting machine, Because if something goes wrong, oh well.

Stay away from the gilded edges, though.

…or so I’ve heard.