Heh, that’s one of the few “What the Fuck”'s I’ve seen on the Internet that I was 100% baffled by

The Brightest Day / Blackest Night books were some of the most interesting comics I had read in years.

I’m certain there’s a significant percentage of Grok users who feel that thins is a bonus feature, not a sickening red flag…

I may have a touch of the ADHD, but never been diagnosed.

I’ve worked 3rd shift for over a decade & have cultivated my circadian arrythmia to the point where I can sleep 2 hrs and feel well rested or sleep 14 hours and be tired, but I don’t get to pick which one I get.

You get to go fuck yourself, apparently…

Maybe there’s doors labeled Flowers & Trees on the other side?

Meanwhile, I slam 300mg in an energy drink and take a nap about 2 hours later…

I had a cracked copy of Nero I used to pirate Dreamcast games.

Was a pretty good hustle for a bit

Yes. Yes you have.

The only thing worse than loose scissors is overtightened scissors, though, so it’s a fine line.

Where do the Thundercats fit in?

Red hat is still around…

Isn’t this how we get the Matrix?

Blasphemous!

Push-ups were Orange Sherbet, not ice cream.

Wait … it’s real!?

UFO 50

1 - I grew up with the NES & now I have nostalgia for a game system that never existed.

2 - You literally get 50 games for the price of admission, so there’s sure to be something that clicks.

3 - I couldn’t imagine playing with a keyboard and mouse.

4 - Seriously, fifty games!

Speak.

Learn Sign Language.

Tell everyone I gained Black Bolt’s powers.

Get a Silhouette or Cricut machine and make your own. Plain sheets of sticker paper are cheap & you can make whatever size/design you want.

(May require some graphic design skills)

The stomping would probably feel good; imagine how itchy it would be to be woven into a rug & not be able to scratch

The high res one looks better as a cutout instead of the full background, but the jpeg adds to the charm IMHO.