Everyone talking about being depressed because it’s dark “early”…

I work third shift, this is fine. I’m pissed when I’m getting dressed for work and it’s still daylight.

I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…

Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.

Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…

Someone thought: “People keep playing video games where they do chores, what’s the next step…?”

Core memory for a whole generation

🎶

Its the Cola!

Cola-Cloaca!

Donald Trump says it’s hot like Ivanka!

Cherry, Lime, Passion, there’s no need to ration

At the Cooooo-Laaaaa…

Drink what you love!

🎶

Scary thing is, they really have guns like that…

Sigh…

…unzips

Roughly 1,600 TikTok posts were tagged #AnalogLife

If you’re posting on tiktok about how unplugged you are, you’re doing it wrong

Woosh.

War? What is it good for?

The amount of times I’ve stopped myself from ordering an air vent Cymbal attachment so I could rock out harder should be studied…

I think you mean Thots™

I’ll do it for half of your offer. $250 Billion is plenty for me to pull off a robot army.

They’ve declared no SNAP for November, now

Shroombeard’s stash would make an Ancient Golden Dragon worried about missing their fortitude save.

I would totally buy drugs from a druid named Violetbriar or Shroombeard…

Fuck, now I gotta roll new characters…

Probably the same thing they called viruses and bacteria: Demons.