• idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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    I don’t have the equipment for a nighttime emission, but the only sex dreams I’ve ever had were with partners that I felt really weird about in the morning. They include: a friend of mine, a different friend’s dad, and Mikhail Gorbachev. I don’t want to fuck any of them.

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      We all do what we must for mother Russia. No go back to sleep and let Gorbachev have his way with you. Close your eyes and think of England