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arrow-up1595imageTo Protect and Servesh.itjust.worksLaurdry@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·17 hours agoAlmost, he didn’t mention shooting the dog too
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·17 hours agoYeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.
minus-squaredeHaga@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 hours agoWould you call the police if your house was on fire?
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 hours agoyou don’t even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 hours agoInsurance will require a police report
minus-squareall tomorrow's regrets@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoAnd you do that online.
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 hours agolmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 hours agoof course not. the cops are there for the smoke because it’s black.
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·17 hours agoOn second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 hours agoOf course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then?
minus-squaresorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-29 hours agoNah they save flashbangs for the baby if it’s in a crib. No net is an extra two points https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361
minus-squareTrying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours ago how about the person who called it in, then? Do they catch strays or are they also destined for a flashbang?
First honest cop?
Almost, he didn’t mention shooting the dog too
Yeah, I realized my mistake, but didn’t refresh quickly enough.
Would you call the police if your house was on fire?
you don’t even call the police is your house is burgled. You call insurance.
Insurance will require a police report
And you do that online.
lmfao, no? What are they going to do? Surround it and start yelling for the fire to come out of the house with its hands behind its back?
of course not.
the cops are there for the smoke because it’s black.
I should have known
On second thought, claiming to be able to shoot them in the face is probably overconfidence in their ability to aim.
They’re aiming for the dog.
Of course, is it just the baby who’s going to catch strays then?
Nah they save flashbangs for the baby if it’s in a crib. No net is an extra two points
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361