Bird: WELCOME TO МУ НОМЕ! Let me give you a tour.

Li: Did that picture just move?

Bird: ARE YOU SUGGESTING / SOMEHOW IMPRISON THE SOULS OF MY MANY ENEMIES IN EVERYDAY ITEMS CASUALLY KEPT AROUND MY HOUSE FOR MY OWN SICK PLEASURE???

Li: No, I think that nail is loose.

Bird: Oh.

Bird: So anyway, this is the main cursing room.