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minus-squarefizzle@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 days agoMy kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”. The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.
My kids are 2. Im working on my “dad talk”.
The best I’ve heard so far is something like: there are two activities that can irredeemably ruin your life: sex, and driving. Both are infinitely riskier with booze.