• taiyang@lemmy.world
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    10 个月前

    Almost all of my clandestine spy tactics started with… 🌽.

    Volume mute. Family members schedule memorized. Escape route established. Contingency windows tab ready after alt F4. Several alibis established. Elaborate excuses on the ready. Disguises and new identity ready in case my position is compromised.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      6 个月前

      Oof. That’s the long way around. Kids, just jack it in your room anytime. It only takes one incident before your parents park to knock.