• dumbass@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    Which brings us to today’s sponsor, Real fuckin cheese.

    Gone are the days of real cheese on shitty pizzas, years of budget cuts and shortcuts lead the food industry into selling us imitation cheese that’s essentially dried glue!

    But now Real Fuckin Cheese presents, some real fucking cheese!

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    We then age our cheese the old way like real fucking cheese is supposed to, just so you can get that real fucking cheese experience.

    Real fucking cheese, when you’re sick of fake ass cheese.