ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前Give me some good oneslemmy.worldimagemessage-square146fedilinkarrow-up1980
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141·edit-21 个月前Shakespeare had a banger. “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.” I also like. “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·1 个月前“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 个月前Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 个月前Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
minus-squaredrunkpostdisaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 个月前A duel with fists is still a duel
minus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 个月前I have a cup with the last line on it
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
A duel with fists is still a duel
I have a cup with the last line on it