• jali67@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    Bro act like he has a metacritic or Steam score for his dick game “overwhelmingly positive” 😆

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      for his dick game

      You don’t know what cunnilingus is?

      My previous (poly) partner, someone who has had many partners before me, told me I was the best by far doing cunnilingus and should teach others because her double orgasm (she never had a double one before me, meaning both g-spot and clittoral orgasm at the same time), was far better than the best orgasm she ever had before me.

      My partners before her had similar feedback for my skills. So I would indeed call that overwhelmingly positive, especially since I’ve never had any bad reviews.

      The last 4 relationships I broke off because my partners didn’t respect my boundaries. One was stalking me so I banned her and the other 3 want me back because “they now realize what they are missing and are willing to try to be better”. Which is what I’ve heard too many times, so I said no.