Mmm relaxing
That’ll be $28,000 please
Look at what OP has done. Now I’m watching Hot Fuzz again.
Just a piece of useless rubbish.
(heavy westcountry breathing)
Why is this in a shitpost sub? This is awesome!!
Yes, doctor, all three have 3rd degree burnt anuses…
You’ve been there?
Its only warm for a few seconds. Then it gets uncomfortably warm. Then I assume it gets hot, too hot, get me off this thing hot and too late I’m stuck to this thing hot and I can’t feel anything down there but it smells a bit weird. That’s 3rd degree. They gotta cut the spike off and you’re going to the ER with the spike in place.
Thanks you for that word picture. It replaced my foolproof plan for world peace.
I wanted to find out where it came from because it’s such a clever and fun design. Found a Facebook post from someone who says they made it themselves after being inspired by another artist who makes furniture out of sea mines (I assume they were referring to this one).
So I guess we can call it…minecraft.
Interesting… But that makes me ask… Where are they getting these sea mines?
The sea.
I make sure do sustainable mine harvesting. It’s important to maintain a healthy ecosystem.
An important part of sustainable harvesting is to make sure all the innards you don’t use find their way back into the water. While the shells can be useful, the innards are absolutely vital to many species.
Those assholes visiting the titanic should have used those instead of fiberglass.
Nah they’re just mining them
A town I used to visit has public bins made of old sea mines
Seamine stove
I read that in the voice of a German excited to show you his kitchen.
Yes, thank you
What happens if you push the pins in
You burn your anus
listen here u burnt shit
One controls the flue, another controls the damper. The rest are just there to look cool and hang tools from.
You burn your hands.
Moves the logs around…
Spicy juice leaks
