And Mr bean. I don’t want to spoil it for you but he ties the bee to a large rock with kevlar and then tosses the bee into an active volcano. The bee tries to escape but is slowly dragged into the molten bath. Its legs dissolving slowly and painfully to pay for its crimes.
…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!
Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!
People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!
Ubisoft at the office! Now!
But,but, I wanna be hard! I wanna be hard at home! Not soft at work!
Yeah, like that, but with constant song bird singing.
Song birds must have been much larger in prehistoric times I assume. Maybe not 11’ tall but what about the size of a crow or a dog? Imagine chirping so loud you can still hear it if you close your doors.
Imagine a 10’ tall lyrebird roaming free thru the streets…honking, pretending to be a camera, an ambulance, a fire truck.
At night it keeps repeating parts of the news…“and the president will invade Eur! And the p…”
My best guess is that’s why we don’t see any of those things these days. Someone or something got pissed.
I gotta tell my wife that I’m a girl.
Our Spencer is a guy. He’s okay, a little chunky but otherwise fine.
Nah, we’re cool. I know one Canadian. I understand we really should not be in the same nation.
Day 4. I’m taking 1200 mg of bromelain and 45mg of papaine per day once a day. I take the bromelain before my meal and the papaine after the meal. I’m also taking L.Reuteri to keep things regular.
It doesn’t seem to cause me irritation of the stomach, but I did have an unrelated asshole itch and subsequent irritation of the area. I suffer from hemorrhoids so it may be related to that. I will keep this updated as I go. So far.
Did you ever use windows before XP?
My wife puts mine on the couch when she’s not using it.
Does he know that’s Tue punisher’s skull logo he’s using? Doesn’t he know the iron…yeah probably more iron would serve him well. Whatever.
It’s all about the used backpack market here man!
Hopefully my ophthalmologist will be surprised.
I googled and there’s evidence of this working so I will try this out.
My dad had this done and his knees don’t hurt from gout anymore. His diet changed dramatically too. Zero meats. It’s been a while so I am allowed this one gag about my dad! He was such a great guy and I miss him very much. IE he is D I D dead, so he is in a sense vegan like myself.
All seriousness aside, he did get detached retinas and the vitrious liquid in his eyeball replaced. We could see the bubble and his eyes changed from brown to green. My coworker too had a lens op where they also replaced the stuff in the eye.
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Okay looks like this one is the female because it has the babies! Oh wait I has a penis so this is the male. The other one is the female because it has the vagina. Oh but it can’t have babies. Then this one is the male! And that one is the female because it has the babies. Oh but it has a penis… Repeat.
Reproductive Cycle of a Seahorse…
No, seahorses don’t have penises in the typical sense; female seahorses possess an ovipositor, a tube-like structure, which they use to deposit their eggs into the male’s specialized brood pouch, where the male then fertilizes them and carries the young until birth, essentially becoming the pregnant parent.
Okay so this one is the male because it has a long stick! And that one is the female because it has a pouch…wait but the stick is full of eggs and the pouch is full of cum. Hmmm hold on the one with the stick gives the stick to the one that has a hole? Preposterous! Let’s all pray.
Its just a dog in a fat suit with no ears!