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minus-squaremyotheraccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 months agoYeah. I regularly wake up to my work computer having nonconsensually rebooted overnight (closing all open applications, because who cares)
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months ago96% through recovering an attached 20tb RAID and windows update decides i should go fuck myself. And that is why it’s only on my work laptop. And only because i’m forced at gunpoint
minus-squareMagnum, P.I.@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThey force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows???
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.
minus-squareMagnum, P.I.@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 months agoLife savers? What the fuck is a polo mint. Ay mate is it raining cats and dogs over there?
Yeah. I regularly wake up to my work computer having nonconsensually rebooted overnight (closing all open applications, because who cares)
96% through recovering an attached 20tb RAID and windows update decides i should go fuck myself.
And that is why it’s only on my work laptop. And only because i’m forced at gunpoint
They force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows???
Yes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.
Life savers? What the fuck is a polo mint. Ay mate is it raining cats and dogs over there?