[in a private message to Trump, french president Macron explains they’re aligned on Syria and Iran, but he draws the line at Greenland]
[below, a rendition of the classic meme in which Peter Griffin is being checked for skin color by a cop, the light skin tones show “Don’t touch or else”, the dark ones “Let’s colonize together :)”]


It’s one of those moments where you are reminded that imperialism is one big game and we’re all just pawns.
A pawn can still take a king if it works with its comrades