He wrote his Jedi Master’s thesis on Darth Plagueis.
How can he have written a Jedi Master’s thesis and not be a Jedi Master?!
It was a badly written and researched thesis.
I guess his reasoning was a little coarse and rough.
If you want he can read you his thesis, if you don’t well… You’re gonna learn to love his thesis. Or randomly jump out of the window for no apparent reason.
Well Jedi masters are always jumping out of windows
They can’t do that! Shoot them … or something

With all due respect, that’s like asking if Yoda has ever heard of cocaine
Cocaine or ketamine?
He switches drugs to avoid tolerance, I checked before posting in this Seals are Good video, it is cocaine
Everyone knows Anakin has a major in TTODPTWS (the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise studies)
Now that’s an emotional rollercoaster of a sketch








