Universal healthcare, universal childcare, privacy reform, stricter merger and acquisition scrutiny, minimizing corporate influence in politics, restricting corporate ownership of single-family residences, progressive income and property taxes (heavily weighted against the top brackets), requiring any new data center to fund the deployment of enough renewable power generation to run the facility (additional consideration to data center design in regards to water usage, sound pollution, and light pollution… environmental impact to the community should be net zero or net benefit), transition away from the stock market as a retirement plan necessity, fossil fuel phase-out.

they should let u kill one person each year. but to discourage it it’s just like. a huge amount of paperwork

Everyone is a trillionaire except Trump, Musk, Bezos, Putin, Netanyahu, and Xi, who all have to share a 2 bedroom/1 bath apartment in Detroit, and none of them can keep a minimum wage job because of their attitudes and inability to do basic labor.

Did you mean to post this to regular asklemmy, or are you expecting ridiculous shitpost answers?

If 2 or more unrelated people hear someone say some bigotry (and corroborate), that person has lost their right to free speech, and be forced to have sandpaper applied to the inside of their mouth so that when they talk, it literally deteriorates their ability to speak.

Jon Stewart, Jimmy Fallon, and Steven Colbert are now the heads of the White House Press. Elijah Wood is now Secretary of Defense, and Sean Austin head of Homeland Security, and Terry Crews is the president.