Rekall Incorporated@piefed.social to Linux@programming.devEnglish · 5 months agoDev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamicwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1171file-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.mlprogrammer_humor@programming.devnottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1171external-linkDev creates astrology-powered CPU scheduler for Linux, makes decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs — sched_ext framework informed by lunar phases, cosmic weather reports, and dynamicwww.tomshardware.comRekall Incorporated@piefed.social to Linux@programming.devEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.mlprogrammer_humor@programming.devnottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squareassembly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 months agoYa know what, could it really be any worse than just letting AI create a scheduler? I’m on board for using it. No more Deadline or Fair Queuing for this guy!
Ya know what, could it really be any worse than just letting AI create a scheduler? I’m on board for using it. No more Deadline or Fair Queuing for this guy!