Surprised no one posted this yet

I make a dime,
Boss makes a buck,
That’s why i crank my hog
In the company truck.
Is “crank my hog” another way of saying “have a wank”?
one of many ways
Lol I’m stealing that one

Hahahaha, yup, you get it!
You wish it was a dime…
More like tree fiddy.
Dayum I feel old. An over 27 year old meme reference to the lochness monster.
27 years?!? That can’t be right. Fuck me.
Boss makes a thousand, I make a penny, that’s why I’m here, shitposting on Lemmy!
Hay! You work there to?
What a nice company, providing its employees with free product samples!
As far as work is concerned My ibs needs accommodations and I have 4 extra 15 minute breaks a day
As far as work is concerned, I take ponderous dumps when I please. One of the many reasons working for Jeffy Bezos wouldn’t work for me!
Blimey, that must be the longest day factory I’ve ever seen!
It’s been a long day, always, ain’t that right?







