- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
Babies did not consent to this and will be so mad when they realize what you’ve done
Ayn rand is the jk rowling of the guided age
That’s not fair. Hermione doesn’t go on a multi-page tirade in any of the Harry Potter books.
IT’S LEVI-OSA, NOT LEVIO-SAA! That scene should really have continued on a couple pages.
Babies are a basically infinite food source. Eat one make more.
Infinite but unfeasible. It takes 9 months to make one.
When you read A Modest Proposal one time
That’s pretty bad for a renewable, though. Most of the time you only get one at a time, and that one doesn’t provide much…
You know what, I was all on board with making this joke when I started writing, but the more I typed, the less I wanted to continue. So, yeah, I’m sure you can see where it was going. I’m done.
It’s only a modest proposal.
Axolotls do it! Totally works for them
Eh, they’re more like the worst roommate ever.





