• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.

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      22 hours ago

      The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.

      There is no escape.

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            10 hours ago

            I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn’t mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.

            I guess a less rude analogy would have been, “If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?”

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              We’re just having a totally sincere intellectual deliberation here about the Tongue of Theseus conundrum