Well, you should practice the basic skill of reading, because I didn’t say any of that. I can cook and I never said not being able to cook is in any way desirable, just that I don’t enjoy it and thus I avoid it.

If you’re trying to be clever edge lord, at least try to get a basic understanding of what the other person is saying. And maybe don’t try to make the same poop joke 3 times in a row.