Just look at his lil eyes! How could you fear him?! He likes cuddling and is very gentle _. But seriously, guys, stay away from his pincers/claws. They have a crushing force of 3,300 newtons (. _ . ) and can clip your fingies off in one snap!
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context: I didn’t know the exact crushing force of a coco crab so I was looking it up and this is what showed
Jumping spider wan be your fren!
I can handle jumping spiders. I even capture wolf spiders that come into my house and let them back outside. (I heard wolf spiders eat the more meaner spiders.)
All others can fudge right off.