• Impound4017@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Remarkably clear streams. These dudes are out there chugging water to make sure they’re not showing up dehydrated for the communal sink piss.

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        Honestly, I don’t even need the group pee, I be judging even at the urinal. If I’m pissing at a urinal and someone walks up next to me, completes their entire piss, and then leaves before I’m done, I’m gonna be just a little smug about it in my head.

        Smh. Should’ve been born in Rome. I could’ve been critiquing Publius on both piss duration and log volume.

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      They’re chugging water because it’s a 3 way ladder elimination event. If you make it through you’d best have enough piss for the next round.

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        Impressive. Not just anybody can cut mid stream like that on a hydrated, full bladder.

        Homie got a stream so clear and a kegel so rock-hard that they’re just pissing out mineral water at this point.