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Fuck me sky daddy! uwu
So, snow flurries jizz?
Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…
Flurries jizz
That’s a typo. It’s actually “furries jizz.”

We’ve been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.
Yeah, this winter’s been a hard one.
Teabagged in Indiana.
Coming to Bravo this fall!
My name is Storm. Dick Storm.
Just the tip, West Virginia…
1"? More like 1’
That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.
Ohio is gonna get fucked!








