As any night club bouncer or liquor store clerk knows, ZIP code 12345 actually resolves to Schenectady, New York.
That’s amazing, that’s the same ZIP code I have on my luggage!
12345? What kind of moron uses that for thier zipcode!?
I was way off!
Are you saying this is a fake id?
It couldn’t possibly be. Don’t you trust a face like that?
Hey I smiled really well for this one.
Yes, Discord , my name really is just McLovin.
“Mohammad is the most common name on Discord!”

Smart, six foot would have been too overboard and easily flagged.
I live in Australia where this has already been rolled out. I used a sample licence they said “Sam s sample” and had a picture of Mr bean. It worked first try.
Should have used a Texas ID, Mr. Sample.
German Ids with their intoxicating Fraulein Musterfrau 😍
EDIT: Lol, the german wikipedia page has a female sample card with “Emine Kartal” , which is a normal female turkish name, with the suranme Kartal meaning eagle.
Bro why did you scan your real ID? Now everyone knows your real name is Common Sample.
Discord:

My only response was deleting my account and moving on.
That seems like a lot of work. I’m just not going to care at all about my account.
Well, I never actually used the account. So it was the only message I could send. It was surprisingly easy compared to most account deletion processes. Like 3 clicks. Not the worst use of a poo break.
5’4" and 150lbs?
Manlet in the Common family
Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s








